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While Jack was on the QE2

He Hypnotized the Crew -- As the Crew Nodded off the Ship Collided w/ another Boat.

                          Due to the extensive damage to this treasured Cruise Ship..                       Jack was forced to Walk the Plank in his used $10 Tuxedo w/ tails!

            Jack Couldn't help himself knowing that the next words he'd utter would be his last....         so he decided the world must know "Jack Fraylick" forever..

On the plank, high above the water.. He started shouting all the Insane "Jack" Sayings written on shirts passed out to family, so called friends, and any passenger Stupid Enough to wear one of these shirts... Jack had hoped those around watching him wearing his shirts would save him as he blurted out the sayings:

( Please note that Jack's brother in law (Dean aka CarnivalJunkie ) normally would be front row to save Jack, but Dean was arrested by authorities in LA for Selling and Profiteering illegally sold "Jack T-Shirts" **Mug Shot to be posted on TMZ later!**)

  • I was HY(pnotisted by) JACKed on the QE2
  • JACK checked me out. . . (front of t-shirt)
  • JACK brought me back. . . (back of t-shirt)
  • Nothing better than a JACK attack
  • Don't get mad - Get JACKed
  • Better JACK - than mad
  • JACK and Me afloat at sea
  • JACK rode the Queen
  • JACK boarded the QueenE2
  • Beware the JACK
  • Let's get JACKed
  • Heerrree's JACK
  • Your official life JACK-et
  • Jack's New Friend
  • Let's Push Jack Overboard
  • Jack Should Walk the Plank
  • You don't Know Jack
  • You Don't Want to Know Jack
  • Jack's Table Mate
  • Hypnotized By Jack
  • My Name is Jack But I'm Not Him
  • I Don't Like Jack
  • Is Jack Buying?
  • Who Is This Guy Jack?
  • Anybody Seen Jack?
  • Jack Paid Me To Wear This
  • Jack's free advertising
  • I stole this shirt from Jack
  • You don't know Jack? You're lucky.
  • I'm with stupid --> (Actually, I'm with Jack, but it's the same thing)
  • JACK Over Board!
  • "The Jack Attack is Back".....Or is he?

...

 Before Jack was forced off the Plank...

a Cruise member SONGANDDANCE yelled....

"If this is "THE JACK" who wanted door decor... Get him out of here...

Jack, Door decor is gauche!"

At that moment - Jack was forced Overboard - Never to be seen or heard from again..

Except on T-Shirts from incarcerated Dean (Carnival Junkie) w/ Stupid Jack Sayings.. Laughing

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(Actual Postings from Cruise Website! Taken w/out permission temporarilly for FUN upon cruisers return) 
December 31st, 2007, 07:19 PM
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Default door decorations and Tails
Hey group, Jack wants to know if door decorations are allowed on Cunard. He also wants to know if he can wear a tail coat on formal nights. He bought one at a Tux shop used tux sale for $10.00 and wants to wear it. I told him they went out with the Titanic and that they would not let him into the dining room, but he still wants to wear it on this cruise. Dean
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Old December 31st, 2007, 07:31 PM
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Hey group, Jack wants to know if door decorations are allowed on Cunard. He also wants to know if he can wear a tail coat on formal nights. He bought one at a Tux shop used tux sale for $10.00 and wants to wear it. I told him they went out with the Titanic and that they would not let him into the dining room, but he still wants to wear it on this cruise. Dean
I believe that the tail coat is acceptable but he should bring the full regalia - white tie etc. He might wish to wear this on the evening of the Cobalt Blue Gown Parade being organized by Angela and M-L.

Door decor is gauche however.

 

 

 
Look Closely...
Can you see where
Jack had to Walk the Plank?
Queen Elizabeth 2 Bridge Cam

It's actually sad, you know..

after he finally lept into the water ..

his body could not be found.. Cry

We suppose parana, sharks, etc must have had one hell of a LUNCH! ... Laughing

Though what was recovered is ...

................a long streaming roll of Two-Dollar Bills --

Oddly, Jack always claimed these were saved by his grandfather for many years..

But.. have you ever noticed the date on the Bills were always "2004" ??Cool

Hum...